Wednesday, April 29, 2009



Israeli official: Swine flu name offensive

We read:
"The outbreak of swine flu should be renamed "Mexican" influenza in deference to Muslim and Jewish sensitivities over pork, said an Israeli health official Monday. Deputy Health Minister Yakov Litzman said the reference to pigs is offensive to both religions and "we should call this Mexican flu and not swine flu," he told a news conference at a hospital in central Israel.

Scientists are unsure where the new swine flu virus originally emerged, though it was identifed first in the United States. They say there is nothing about the virus that makes it "Mexican" and worry such a label would be stigmatizing.

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So you can't call it "swine" flu because that offends Jews and Muslims and you can't call it Mexican flu because that stigmatizes Mexicans. So what on earth can you call it? I know: "Christian flu". You can be as offensive as you like about Christians.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

It is time to let the executions begin!

Anonymous said...

So now the always-sensitive jews (when it's in their best interest anyway) are worried about the sensitivities of Muslims? Is this the bizarro world Jerry Sienfeld told us about?

But he does have a point. We all know it started in Mexico, even those who refuse to admit it. So why not the Mexican flu? Then again, since there are more Mexicans in the US than there are in Mexico, why not the US flu?

You just had to know that somehow, in some way, in the end, it would be the US's fault.

Anonymous said...

Anon 1:19. It is blamed on a U.S. owned swine operation in Mexico. Therefore they can blame the U.S. Why not? everything else is.

Anonymous said...

From what I have read the virus originated in Swine and mutated to the point where it could make the jump over to humans. Thus if a Muslim catches swine flu he will be denied his trip to paradise and his virgins even if he martyrs himself. That sounds like a win win situation to me!

Anonymous said...

God created swine, and then made sure that they made it on the Ark. There is simply an Old Testament prohibition against eating anything with a cloven hoof that does not chew cud.
Is a camel offensive? It is unclean, but I seem to see a lot of folks working them.
Get over yourselves, it's not YOUR world, Mr. YOU planet! MeMeMeMeMeMe

Bobby said...

This is ridiculous, most Israelis are secular and quite a few of them eat pork. In fact, there are pork farms in Israel. Only orthodox and conservative jews avoid pork.

This Israeli official should have done his research before looking like an idiot in front of the entire world.

Anonymous said...

I've already heard rumours that the US gov't has the vaccine for the swine flu, because they created the swine flu! Allegedly it was a form of bio warfare

terrence said...

It should be called the "Bush Flu". After all, Bush is responsible for all evil in the world.

Anonymous said...

It looks like the US agrees "Swine Flu" is offensive.

StoryTurns out it is really H1N1 virus... I feel safer now.

Bobby said...

Looks like the meat industry association or whatever they call themselves got offended and demanded a name change, the "North American Flu" they want to call it.

"scaring people shitless in new york having his airplane flying over it"

---Talk about wasting money! Flying a big plane like that is expensive! Can't the White House hire a graphic designer and use Photoshop?

Anonymous said...

Oh yeah, I seem to forgot about the holier than thou Jews as well.
racism, well tribalism is a universal thing.
Out of the risk of landing me out of the pan and in the fire.
Jews and non Jews have no right in how a culture or a person eats.
Muslims have no right either in being offended as well.
people should butt out into a man's and a woman's affairs.
I don't give a cockroach's dick what a person may say about the way I eat.

Anonymous said...

Isn't it ironic how some of the filthiest people to ever come out of a desert are offended by unclean animals?

Anonymous said...

Why not name the new strain: Schvantz flu after the Dick-Heads occupying Washington?

Of course, to be in accord with Jewish religious practice they'd have to be circumsized.

Anonymous said...

Oh come on people let's get a little more original!

how about Mujoo Flu? (Muslim Jew)

or

D2A Flu? (Death to America)

or

Montezuma Flu (Montezuma's Revenge spin)

or

Spring Break Fever

or

the Obama Cough (then every liberal will want one)

Anonymous said...

The only thing that matters here is not what it's called, but the fact that American tax payers will, as usual, be footing the bill, for everybody, everywhere. That's why we're known as The Nation of Fools.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Anon 1:19. "It is blamed on a U.S. owned swine operation in Mexico. Therefore they can blame the U.S. Why not? everything else is."

Yes, that's what this kids mother said. Why? $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$!

Anonymous said...

"Jesus flu" would work just as well because it only offends Christians.

Robert said...

I see I'm not the only one who figured the swine flu would be a great psychological weapon against the muslim enemy. It would be great fun to stealthily spread it some of the most radical muslims and see the swine flu spread throughout the muslim world. I'm surprised a Jew would be THAT sensitive over the name of a disease. I've heard they avoid eating pork (which apparently goes back to a Jewish leader deciding that certain animals whose meat could spread diseases they carried were not kosher), but nothing like the muslim belief that if they were contaminated by a pig they could never get into heaven.

Slightly off-topic, I remember from about 20 years ago there was someone in a game who went by the handle of "Harley Hog" who jokingly talked about giving his competitors a case of swine flu. When I saw a photo of him at a meet, where I saw a big guy with dark sunglasses, a long red beard, and wearing a black leather studded jacket, I knew who it had to be.